While I was talking with my work associates we realized that Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory had some pretty harsh lessons…
1. Don’t be fat and a glutton, you will possibly be cooked into fudge.
2. Don’t steal, you will be sliced into pieces.
3. Do what your told, you will inflate to the point of explosion.
4. Don’t be a spoiled cunt, you will be burned alive with the trash
Thank you Willy Wonka, you have guided my life in the right directions…. sorry i’m a little chunky, please don’t cook me.